Ant Smith

Christmas

All I want for Christmas

You can pull your Christmas crackers for a little bit o'fun

And you can stuff yer turkey stuffing up yer turkey bum

You can sing your Christmas carols or mumble bah humbug

But all I want for Christmas is a hand in the bush

You can wish for peace on earth and give everyone a love

Or you can have a fight about who does the washing up

You can of course find yourself eating far too much

But all I want for Christmas is to see you gush

You can keep a drunken eye upon pervy uncle Buck

Or you can wait and see if he can make the kids shut up

You can play o' fashioned parlour games and make your nana blush

But all I want for Christmas is a bloody good fuck

You can calculate the value of all your festive goods

You can say there's more to life than trinkets and such stuff

You can lie about Santa and the chimney you bricked up

And all I want for Christmas is your physical love

All I want for Christmas is a hand in the bush

All I want for Christmas is to see you gush

All I want for Christmas is a bloody good fuck

All I want for Christmas is your physical love

And I don't even need to keep a hold of the receipt


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