Ant Smith

Penis

All Shapes And All Sizes

Now spliffs they will come

in all shapes and all sizes

Some are impressive and

Some are surprises

Sometimes they droop

or at the root are quite floppy

Some they are smooth

and some they are rocky

some overhang with an excess of skin

Easy to light when stood in the wind

Or even excite with just a pinch

Some are like funnels

Down their length they expand

They get harder to suck on

The longer they stand

Some are so small

That they can serve just the one

But a blow back from them

Is like kissing a god

Now spliffs they will come

in all shapes and sizes

But it's the one that you got

that does the best job

A spliff in the hand

Is worth two in the bush

and there’s ne’er a spliff

That I couldn't love

Penis