Ant Smith


Celebrating the Jubilee

Now his grace the arch bishop of Canterbury

Is fulfilling a role that means nothing to me

They've wheeled him out for this damned jubilee

For another god bothering royal decree

Who'd ever have thought the lord up above

could be one of those devious devotees

Promoting this anti-democracy

Brown nosing shit eating franchisee?

There'll be bunting and blue blood street parties

with nurses and doctors and amputees

Flag waving and cheering for the BBC's

conspiracy of media mediocrity

And I'm glad that I'm sitting on a beach in Greece

Instead of looking for somewhere to piss in the street

Desperate for something to bring me relief

From the hype and the lies of this damned jubilee