Ant Smith

Anger

Creative Process

Masturbating masterminds

Move foreskins in quarter time

Squirting out the wonder stuff

To calculate the speed of cum

Artificial artisans

Accelerating handycams

Slo-mo pictures, stupid stunts

They represent a man as cunt

Sodomising sad sick scribes

Socialising line by line

Spoken whispers, bitten tongues

Daring never to take the plunge

Behind every artefact of man

Is nothing more than sleight of hand

The creative process substitute for sex

The creative process substitute for sex

The creative process substitute for sex

And here's the joke

This one's shit

'Cos I've had my oats

Anger