Ant Smith

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I flirt!

Apparently I flirt

I flirt with the boys

I flirt with the girls

I flirt with the whole wide flirting world

I flirt with cats

I flirt with dogs

I'm a beast of a flirt, Oh My God!

I flirt with my fingers

I flirt with my toes

I flirt with things that like to grope

I flirt with my lovely manly tits

I flirt with the hair in my armpits

I flirt with gyroscopic hips

I flirt with my eyes

I flirt with my nose

(If I tell you a lie, you'll love how it grows)

I flirt with my arse

I flirt with my dick

I flirt with taboo sex antics

I flirt with danger

I flirt for kicks

I flirt with the dead and with the sick

I flirt, I flirt, I flirt, I flirt

I flirt until it flirting hurts

But I know when I started this

It started with my married bliss

Apparently I can be kissed

I'm so loveable, whoever knew?

So if I should a flirt with you

Be happy that you're loveable too

I flirt!

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