Ant Smith

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If I'm gonna be a cunt

If I'm gonna be a cunt

I'd rather be grade A than C

Not something used and washed up

Not some sour-faced old puss

Nor something sloppy and second hand

Something unbeknownst to man

Not something wide as a tunnel

Nor well used and truly pummelled

If I'm gonna be a cunt

I'd be Lara Croft's or else McPherson's

If I'm gonna be a cunt

I wouldn't be that bastard

David Cameron


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