Ant Smith


Instead of buying cocaine

Instead of buying cocaine

I bought a cheap bouquet

She put it in the sink

And we had a little drink

She said that everything was

Gonna turn out just okay

I said perhaps maybe

We would one day have our day

Instead of going to the party

We jumped into a black cab

We had a little natter

She had a little nap

Thirty minutes later

We were back inside our flat

She settled on the sofa

I went to feed the cats