Ant Smith

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Naked Lady

Naked lady in her house of glass

She frightens horses when they pass

She's got no wonder bras on the line

Her big bold boobies bounce just fine

Her panties never get to fray

She sells them to perverts on eBay

There's no tightly tangled tampon strings

She's even naked from within

Naked as the day she was born

Naked in the kitchen

Naked in the hall

Naked as the day she was born

That naked lady gives me the horn

Naked lady gets dressed to bath

Her modesty is wet and yet intact

She pulls up her panties when having a slash

They sell for more and that's a fact

And she's famous now throughout the land

With an army of wet dreams at her command

Allergic to cloth she attracts men like moths

And every single one wants to gobble her up

Naked as the day she was born

Naked in Bristol

Naked in York

Naked as the day she was born

That naked lady gives me the horn

Naked lady on the side of a bus

Drives us crazy she drives us nuts

She's a worldwide naked phenom-nom-nom

Brazen hussy having fun

Her Brazilian pussy's landing strip

Welcomes migrants by plane or ship

In nakedness were all reduced

To our barest attributes

Naked as the day she was born

Naked in nature

Naked in form

Naked as the day she was born

That naked lady loves us all


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