Ant Smith


Neighbours From Hell



Evita and Peron

Next door neighbour, carry-on


Helmut Kohl

Mr Mitterand

Next door neighbour, carry-on

And the price of good-living is soaring sky-high

For the cost of a coffee, is the loss of a life

Commuters commuting complain of the strain

And multiple-shootings are in vogue again

Another millennium, let us play the game!

The pursuit of the trivial, the search in vain

Who wants to be a millionaire ?

Hijack, car-crash, or even train-smash

Scrapyards on Everest, got to get a specialist - view

Over in America, with pistols cocked

Even the Senate do look a bit shocked

With Mr Clinton’s trousers down

And Ms Lewinsky polishing the crown

Of Federal overseas affairs

Giving some head-line to the press

Let’s have little war and get us some respect!

We-ell! R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

I’ve been shagged by democracy

Now the alley needs the alley-cat

The river needs the sea

The sewer needs the sewer-rat

Just like you need me…


Just like you need me…


Six hundred Lords now, joining the dole

I wonder how far their, giros will go

And all I want for christmas, is Margret Thatcher’s head

Never to forgive and never to forget.

But somebody, somewhere is somebody’s dream

Of somebody playing at someone’s regime

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