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Penis Envy

Well my eye betrays me

As I glimpse a private length

Butterflies inflame me when

I compared with real men

A penis that outsizes me in its floppy state

Will fill me with a mixture of pleasure

And of shame

Just a little sneer appears

At the corners of the mouth

Of the lad that stands beside me

As we stand with our dicks out

Pissing at a urinal, I was shocked to find

This humiliation could tantalise my mind

Sometimes there is a snigger and

Sometimes there is a shout

"The ladies are next door my love,

Shouldn't you be sitting down?"

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

You know I want you to

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

But say I love you still

They speak to me in parcel tongue

Other fella's trouser snakes

"You'll never have a bulge like this

Unless you pack a fake!"

Jogging bottoms, cycle shorts

even tight blue jeans

A catalogue of random sorts,

my wank bank is obscene

And on those days when we watch porn

It's from the dicks I get the horn

Powerful pumping purple pulsing pillars of perfect meat

Almost good enough to eat!

And if you see me looking just a little bit slack jawed

You will know that it's a case of shock and fucking awe

A little voice inside my head says

Come on bitch, what you think your knees are for?

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

You know I want you to

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

But say I love you still

What's it like to feel a weight

Dangling down between his legs?

What's it like to see the sway

Of a pendulous nob head?

What's it like to feel the heat

Of a double handed beast?

What's it like to hear you gasp

When the python is unleashed?

So tell me to go deeper

It's not a tickle but an itch

Ask me if I'm in yet

Ask me is that it?

Whisper in my ear

"I love your little dick"

Make me try a little harder

With every bastard inch

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

You know I want you to

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

But say I love you still

I've told you every size is beautiful

And whilst that may be true

I still suffer penis envy

It's such a fucking thrill

I'm a bag of contradictions

I'm an ordinary man

I'm driven by my limits

To be the best I can

So drive me to my limits

And see the tables turn

I can be an alpha dog

Even with this little worm

Take me from this place of shame

Inside my underpants

Make me prove against the odds

I am The Mighty Ant!

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

You know I want you too

I get a thrill

I get a thrill

Humiliate my penis please

And I will -

CUM INSIDE OF YOU!!!

Oooh-Ah

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