Ant Smith

This Life

Poetical Blues

There's five dead cats in my backyard

That's twenty pussy cat dead paws

Or a ton of dead cat pussy cat claws

And a fox has been and dug up their graves

It's not such a bright day, today

There's a face book page called

Ant Smith's, one inch, penis

Don't laugh, I tell you, there truly is

That's the very definition of taking the piss

It's not such a bright day, today

There's a man on the stage who's just learning to play

A brand of music that sounds quite strange

He brought it to us from the united states

It's not quite the blues and it's not quite great

It's not such a bright day today

It's not such a bright day today

Just like all my yesterdays

It's not such a bright day today

It's a good day

To kick back, in my grave

There's a threat from god, it's the end of days

I've been kicked by the dog and my leg he has laid

My beer's run out and my wife's gone away

I don't have kids, but I sure got the plague

It's not such a bright day today

This Life