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Swine 'Flu

If I hadnt read it in the Daily Mail
Id have thought it were a joke
If pigs werent so damn kissable
This story never would have broke
4,000 dead in Mexico before the week is out
Sniffle, sniffling, sniffle, snout
Is this a plague for the devout?
I hope so, does that make me bad?
I hope so, you got to have a fucking laugh.
But its okay Dr Who, W.H.O is on the case
They just happen to have a dose
To cure us all
Well, almost
For its taken a greater hold
Than digital models had foretold
And if youre one of the lucky few
To shoot up govern-mental drugs
Thank the lord, or thank fuck
All you caught was pig flu
Next year theyre planning a special case
For floralfeliacs
Woe betide then those who love
Buggery with the shubbery


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