Ant Smith

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Swine 'Flu

If I hadn’t read it in the Daily Mail

I’d have thought it were a joke

If pigs weren’t so damn kissable

This story never would have broke

4,000 dead in Mexico before the week is out

Sniffle, sniffling, sniffle, snout

Is this a plague for the devout?

I hope so, does that make me bad?

I hope so, you got to have a fucking laugh.

But it’s okay Dr Who, W.H.O is on the case

They just happen to have a dose

To cure us all

Well, almost

For it’s taken a greater hold

Than digital models had foretold

And if you’re one of the lucky few

To shoot up govern-mental drugs

Thank the lord, or thank fuck

All you caught was pig ‘flu

Next year they’re planning a special case

For floralfeliacs

Woe betide then those who love

Buggery with the shubbery


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