Ant Smith

Love

Tempting Things On That Train To Tring

Oh that train, that train to Tring

Oh what pleasure it can bring

When I find I'm on the brink

And I'm on that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

This Sunday service served me well

When my snake charmer cast her spell

With proudest acts of show and tell

On that train to Tring - TRING TRING

I've been to Nasty and to Thong

And Tyttenhanger and Cock Pond

And Shatter's Hill and Boggle Hole

But I will always come again

On to that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

With airline seats arranged discrete

And more head room than you need

And not so many country stops

She managed to suck a mile of cock

As there was no one else looking

On that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

I've been to Nasty and to Thong

And Tyttenhanger and Cock Pond

And Shatter's Hill and Boggle Hole

But I will always come again

On to that train, that train to Tring

That train to Tring

Oh what pleasure it can bring

When I find I'm on the brink

And on that train, that train to Tring - TRING TRING

Now public blow jobs are a crime

So I warn you not to take that line

Unless your girl can smile real wide

And hide your whole love deep inside

On that train, that train to Tring

You can ring my bell end

Yeah! Ring my bell

You can ring my bell end

Yeah! Ring my bell

TRING TRING

Love