Ant Smith

Political

Three hundred and thirty one

(to the tune of Ten Green Bottles)

Five dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

Yes, five dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

If one bastard Tory

Had an accident

Then...

Four dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

Yes, four dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

If one bastard Tory

Had an accident

Then...

Three dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

Yes, three dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

If one bastard Tory

Had an accident

Then...

Two dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

Yes, two dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

If one bastard Tory

Had an accident

Then...

One dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

Yes, one dead Tories

Could hang the parliament

If one bastard Tory

Had an accident

Then...

We could call for

A disillusionment!

Political