Ant Smith

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To Tell The Truth

It's just a little prick

I'm only here to help

Trust me, I'm a doctor

It only hurts at first

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing

The check is in the post

The best things in life are free

I'll pay you back on Monday

It's the hottest day in centuries

Wish you were here

Only a short walk to the beach

Missing you already

You can tell me, I promise I won't get mad

It wasn't me

It's going to hurt me more than it hurts you

It won't kill you

I'll do it in a minute

I'll be home by half past ten

You don't look a day over 40

We can still be friends

It's not you it's me

My wife doesn't understand me

It meant nothing to me

I'll respect you in the morning

Everything leads to better sex

If you're happy I'm happy

It's my first time

Size doesn't matter

It happens to everybody

I'll only put the head in

I won't cum in your mouth

Of course I fucking love you

There is no god, there is a god

Sale ends on Sunday

WMD

One size fits all

To tell the truth

You have been lied to

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