Ant Smith

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You're the very definition of

You're the very definition of the taking of the piss

If you were with a prostitute, you'd charge her by the inch

If you were in a porno flick, there wouldn't be no sound

If you were doing anal, you wouldn't reach around

You're the very definition of the shock and the awe

If you were in a fight you'd kick 'em in the balls

If you were in a schoolyard, you'd sell 'em hardcore dope

N if you were in a funeral home you'd make a fucking joke

You're the very definition of original sin

When you lend a tenner you rake a hundred in

When you visit granny you steal her fucking teeth

Then demand a blowjob and give her HIV

You're the very definition of ABC1

You're the very definition of being a cunt

You're the very definition of Britain's Got Talent

You're the very definition of

Simon fucking bastard cunting

Simon fucking bastard cunting

Simon fucking bastard cunting

Bastard fucking Cowell.

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