Ant Smith

My Photo Shop


A range of qood quality products (Cards, Posters, Tshirts, mugs etc..) with my photography adorning them, including: Tube Stations, Body Parts and Unspirational Posters

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The Small Penis Bible

Brought to you by Cockahoop

"...This book offers real advice about how to move forward from the self-loathing and misery having a small penis can cause, so one can be at peace about it and live life fully, in the present. Thank you Ant Smith!"

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The Penis Poems

There's a whole bunch of eBooks for under £1, a great way to support my site!

This is a collection of poems about the male member - I'm sure there's something for everyone, from toxic masculinity to penis size anxiety.

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Joy, Fear & Fuck It

The GaneCat's Hits

This is my first commercial collection supporting the Second Chance initiative. It includes the major works from my stage performance canon.

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Dark Matter

Dark Matter is a series of chapbooks from The Black Light Engine Room press. Each book in the series features 2 poets and aims to give more space to feature their work following on from contributions to the Black Light Engine Room magazine.

Volume 9 features Ant with Kirsten Luckins, (both represented by Apples and Snakes) and in this collection Ant has presented a series of works more aimed at the page than the stage to provide a new insight into his work.

Image Licensing

Alamy Image Library

Licence my work for use in print or on-line.

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